Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Time/space Infinity Hoop

A while back, K "the Growler" 9 deposited the interesting posit that the Big Bang and the Big Rupture may be the same event!?!

As promised, I asked Ms. Pineapple about the validity of this proposition. I think we may have stumped her.


UPDATE:

OneEar on: 10/26/2006 5:02:08 PM Message:

is it possible/likely that all is a hoop which begins/ends at the same moment of
infinite singularity?

Reply author: CheerCoachBPW Replied on: 11/18/2006 8:40:54 PM Message:

I feel your pain! My cheerleaders started out the same way. My assistant coach and I finally had to sit them down and tell them that one more issue arises we will collect their uniforms! Its hard if you coach pop warner because of the backlash from parents, but the bottom line is...they are there to represent their town! If they can't behave then they have no right to wear the uniform. Or another way to look at it...They won't be able to argue and bicker while doing push-ups! hahahaha. Its works like a charm!


FU Elders will meet over the next several years to decipher exactly what this means relative to the search for a "Grand" Unified Theory and for your soul.

20 comments:

cocoa_no_gogo said...

I eagerly await Pineapple's response.

Shifting gears:
I thank blogger for helping me reach a new low in the amount of time I waste. I think we should adopt a similar list here.

This afternoon, I consumed three mouthfuls of schnapps and one mouthful of generic cheese puffs.

OneEar said...

Great idea! For me, so far today,

1 mouthful toothpaste
1.5 liter coffee

I will keep you posted.

OneEar said...

4 handfulls smoked almonds.

Doc Bok said...

What the hell's taking Pineapple so long? It's Halloween, for God's sake.

OneEar said...

4 snickers bar, 2 bags skittles, 1/2 milky way, 2 spotted cows, 3/4 popcorn ball, most of package of sugar daddies, 1 tea with brandy.

OneEar said...

another snickers, small package of milk duds.

OneEar said...

some kind of orange flavored crap,
1 kit kat,
2 Tums

OneEar said...

1 mouthful toothpaste
6 cups coffee

OneEar said...

2 sandwiches - salami with cheddar on wheat with horseradish mustard

remainder of son's noodles

several half-eaten carrots

2 snickers

1/2 package M&M's with peanuts

1 tootsie roll pop - rootbeer

OneEar said...

1 mouthful toothpaste
26 oz coffee

OneEar said...

1 tossed salad with black olives, lettuce, cucumbers, cheese (cheddar shredded), carrots, broccoli, and tomatoes and a light balsamic vinagrette dressing
1 breadstick
1 cup bean soup
2 pieces prime rib (medium rare)
1 fistful au grautin potatoes
1 piece carrot cake
18 green beans with sliced almonds

OneEar said...

Also, I had 12+ baby sized beers after playing basketball last night, but I wasn't able to post it in time. Sorry.

Doc Bok said...

what kind of smart-alecky remark was that, PSP? They've got names for people like you in Wisconsin--Weisen-heimer, which can be abbreviated, is the one which comes to mind...

cocoa_no_gogo said...

5 stick mutton satay?!?

Zoinks!

OneEar said...

I am just sick about this Michael Richards situation. His ranting and raving is dominating the media, and I can't find any TomKat updates!?! If we can't rely upon sitcom comedians to soothe ethnic relations in this country, we might as well just give up.

I guess I'll just go back to waiting for the OJ interview. I expect he will patch things up.

Litzi said...

Hi OneEar,
Thank God OJ’s book and television interview have been permanently cancelled. Claus Von Bulow, the socialite and accused killer of his wife Sunny, had the common decency to live abroad; Simpson keeps reappearing every so often hoping he’ll be accepted back into the world that’s spurned him for 11 ½ years. I’ve got a great Christmas carol for OJ; “I’m dreaming of a white mistress, just like the ones I used to know”.

If the Rupture’s about to occur, do you think you could prod it into existence before I’ve got to prepare Thanksgiving dinner for a host of ingrates? Thank you for any efforts you care to take on my behalf in this matter.

OneEar said...

Rusty hasn't been answering my prayers lately. I'm not sure what I've done to piss him off this time.

Anyway, you can go ahead and create your own personal rupture. I call it:

THE RUPTURITA

INGREDIENTS: 1.5 gallons Tequila, some sugar, some limes, a little triple sec, some salt, sulfuric acid (drain cleaner), hydrogen peroxide, and acetone (nail polish remover).

DIRECTIONS: Mix the first ingredients and drink. Then mix the second ingredients and blow-up.

Litzi said...

Hi OneEar,
“The Rupturita” sounds like just the thing to serve to obnoxious relatives on Thanksgiving. The neighbors won’t know if it’s The Rupture or a California surprise…a.k.a. earth quake. Thanks.

colpliscol said...

I feel for Panties. Out-of-breath cheerleaders always got to me.

OneEar said...

Col, speaking of which, do you remember that one-legged cheerleader in high school who, during a pep rally (homecoming?), accidentally kicked off her fake leg and it flew about 20 yards?

I still feel guilty about having laughed so hard.