As promised, I asked Ms. Pineapple about the validity of this proposition. I think we may have stumped her.
UPDATE:
OneEar on: 10/26/2006 5:02:08 PM Message:
Reply author: CheerCoachBPW Replied on: 11/18/2006 8:40:54 PM Message:is it possible/likely that all is a hoop which begins/ends at the same moment of
infinite singularity?
I feel your pain! My cheerleaders started out the same way. My assistant coach and I finally had to sit them down and tell them that one more issue arises we will collect their uniforms! Its hard if you coach pop warner because of the backlash from parents, but the bottom line is...they are there to represent their town! If they can't behave then they have no right to wear the uniform. Or another way to look at it...They won't be able to argue and bicker while doing push-ups! hahahaha. Its works like a charm!
FU Elders will meet over the next several years to decipher exactly what this means relative to the search for a "Grand" Unified Theory and for your soul.
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I eagerly await Pineapple's response.
Shifting gears:
I thank blogger for helping me reach a new low in the amount of time I waste. I think we should adopt a similar list here.
This afternoon, I consumed three mouthfuls of schnapps and one mouthful of generic cheese puffs.
Great idea! For me, so far today,
1 mouthful toothpaste
1.5 liter coffee
I will keep you posted.
4 handfulls smoked almonds.
What the hell's taking Pineapple so long? It's Halloween, for God's sake.
4 snickers bar, 2 bags skittles, 1/2 milky way, 2 spotted cows, 3/4 popcorn ball, most of package of sugar daddies, 1 tea with brandy.
another snickers, small package of milk duds.
some kind of orange flavored crap,
1 kit kat,
2 Tums
1 mouthful toothpaste
6 cups coffee
2 sandwiches - salami with cheddar on wheat with horseradish mustard
remainder of son's noodles
several half-eaten carrots
2 snickers
1/2 package M&M's with peanuts
1 tootsie roll pop - rootbeer
1 mouthful toothpaste
26 oz coffee
1 tossed salad with black olives, lettuce, cucumbers, cheese (cheddar shredded), carrots, broccoli, and tomatoes and a light balsamic vinagrette dressing
1 breadstick
1 cup bean soup
2 pieces prime rib (medium rare)
1 fistful au grautin potatoes
1 piece carrot cake
18 green beans with sliced almonds
Also, I had 12+ baby sized beers after playing basketball last night, but I wasn't able to post it in time. Sorry.
what kind of smart-alecky remark was that, PSP? They've got names for people like you in Wisconsin--Weisen-heimer, which can be abbreviated, is the one which comes to mind...
5 stick mutton satay?!?
Zoinks!
I am just sick about this Michael Richards situation. His ranting and raving is dominating the media, and I can't find any TomKat updates!?! If we can't rely upon sitcom comedians to soothe ethnic relations in this country, we might as well just give up.
I guess I'll just go back to waiting for the OJ interview. I expect he will patch things up.
Hi OneEar,
Thank God OJ’s book and television interview have been permanently cancelled. Claus Von Bulow, the socialite and accused killer of his wife Sunny, had the common decency to live abroad; Simpson keeps reappearing every so often hoping he’ll be accepted back into the world that’s spurned him for 11 ½ years. I’ve got a great Christmas carol for OJ; “I’m dreaming of a white mistress, just like the ones I used to know”.
If the Rupture’s about to occur, do you think you could prod it into existence before I’ve got to prepare Thanksgiving dinner for a host of ingrates? Thank you for any efforts you care to take on my behalf in this matter.
Rusty hasn't been answering my prayers lately. I'm not sure what I've done to piss him off this time.
Anyway, you can go ahead and create your own personal rupture. I call it:
THE RUPTURITA
INGREDIENTS: 1.5 gallons Tequila, some sugar, some limes, a little triple sec, some salt, sulfuric acid (drain cleaner), hydrogen peroxide, and acetone (nail polish remover).
DIRECTIONS: Mix the first ingredients and drink. Then mix the second ingredients and blow-up.
Hi OneEar,
“The Rupturita” sounds like just the thing to serve to obnoxious relatives on Thanksgiving. The neighbors won’t know if it’s The Rupture or a California surprise…a.k.a. earth quake. Thanks.
I feel for Panties. Out-of-breath cheerleaders always got to me.
Col, speaking of which, do you remember that one-legged cheerleader in high school who, during a pep rally (homecoming?), accidentally kicked off her fake leg and it flew about 20 yards?
I still feel guilty about having laughed so hard.
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