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Hi OneEar,
You’re more than welcome to my turkey and pumpkin pictures if you can’t find an illustrator for your series of children’s books. I’ve also got several of a fire that I’ll be posting soon to accompany the Christmas carol “Chet’s nuts roasting on an open fire”. Are you having problems with a child that doesn’t want to bathe and thought perhaps writing some “self help” manuals would alleviate the situation? Or are these for Loud But Off Key?
Happy Thanksgiving to all three of you……
I like your book idea. I'm not artistically inclined or I would illustrate it for you. I do have nice pictures in my head, though. Too bad no one else can see them.
ML - What on earth could Chet have done to deserve such wrath? My teaching aids are aimed at 4 year olds, so they are slightly above LBok's reading level. However, given the way you handled Chet, I truly hope that you and LBok are able to meet up in the near future.
Meg - perhaps you could describe these fantasies of yours. I just visited your site and see that you may have found "the guy." We will assist you in preparing a series of challenges for him to test his worthiness. You are welcome. However, I probably won't be able to get to it for a few weeks.
Hi OneEar,
Chet’s a well endowed squirrel who will be roasting his nuts for a Christmas (oops! Holiday) carol. He’s a tough little guy who can stand up to the challenge. Please have Loud But Off Key check out Chet, who will hopefully be “outed” in a few days. Maybe LBok could provide some input as to what kind of graphics your children’s books will require.
Like I always tell Junior, one of the greatest gifts that God gave each of us is the ability to never think we smell bad. I have never been one to argue with divine will. Let em stink.
If the book was about me it might better be titled, "Why don't you do that outside?" or "Why don't you turn on the fan?" or "What the hell did you eat today?" or "Dad, not in the car!!!"
ML - A gay nutless squirrel sounds like the kind of thing LBok would throw over his shoulder.
Col - Nice to read from you again. Did you go to your reunion?
Sven - I have no idea how you got my notes, but you have just described the second, third, fourth and fifth books in my 14 part series. I am retaining the movie rights.
UPDATE ON CHET:
Squirrel OK After Fiery Chimney Surprise
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