Miss Litzi, can you please offer an explanation for the panty-wadiosity of these Austrian "feminists" and help us to understand their need to poke their noses into the men's room to enlighten us all on how we should micturate in an acceptable fashion according to their universe?
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/bark bark bark
the spanish presidents mouth as art!
/grrr
More importantly, what is the current ebay bid for this baby?
Hi Loud But Off Key,
Thanks a lot for asking me to explain what goes on inside the head of a few rabid femini-nazi’s! These urinals are bizarre, but if that’s what was installed in a public toilet in Vienna 3 years ago, why should it be a big deal to women’s right activists? Wouldn’t you think that The National Organization for (I Don’t Know What Kind of) Women could find something more useful to occupy their time than worrying about what a few urinals look like in the men’s room? I’ve never heard of a group of men complaining about the fixtures in the Ladies Room.
Perhaps these card carrying femini-nazi’s could channel their efforts into helping battered women and their children find shelter; get prostitutes off the streets and into respectable avocations, where they’d be safe; or help find grant money so women with little or no assets could attend colleges and universities. After reading this ridiculous article, I can see why a lot of men deem NOW and most feminists as “kooks” and give them wide berth. I don’t want a man telling me what kind of toilet to use, any more than a guy wants a bunch of dickless wonders telling them not to pee in a certain shaped urinal. Women: mind your own beeswax!!
I checked eBay to see if any of these urinals were on auction yet but couldn’t find any. I guess they’re still being sandblasted and sanitized. Would you like me to let you know when they’re listed, so you could ask for one for Christmas?
Hi Loud But Off Key,
I’ve got a question for you; would you find this urinal daunting if you found one in a men’s room? After posting my comments last night, I began to wonder what a group of women’s activists were doing in the men’s john in the first place. Was their restroom out-of-order? This is reminiscent of when women sports reporters wanted access to the men’s locker rooms and then bitched because the athletes were walking around undressed. Why enter into “uncharted territory” if you aren’t able to accept the status quo and get on with your job…..
Yes, and there are not that many women who tolerate their mouths being used as a urinal. Not nearly enough.
I'll see if I can find out why from my sisters and mom during thanksgiving.
ML--thank you for your commentary. You have renewed my faith in non-mysoginist thought.
OneEar--please post your mom's/sister's responses. I think all are eager with that teaser.
PSP--Why are you always looking over my shoulder?
Hi OneEar,
I’d venture to say it’d be difficult to find too many women who’d want to play urinal. Would YOU want to? What a perfect topic for discussion at Thanksgiving dinner; your Mom and sisters will be delighted to engage in such an enlightened conversation. Why not bring the subject up while they’re sipping their chardonnay?
Hi Loud But Off Key!
You’re welcome for my never humble opinions. I’d venture to say most women aren’t misogynists. I think the National Organization for (I don’t know what kind of) Women represent a small percentage of females. That’s not to say that a lot of women don’t want to change men’s behavior, but that works both ways. A lot of men feel they’re walking on a tightrope with no safety net when it comes to dealing with the opposite sex; they’re damned if they come on too macho and belittled if they behave like weaklings.
I think OneEar is concerned about your well being, which explains why he’s constantly breathing down your neck. I’m sure his intentions are honorable; remember, he’s running for public office in a couple of days. He certainly doesn’t need a scandal to besmirch his heretofore exemplary behavior. On the other hand, perhaps a hint of lasciviousness might get him elected.
Hi OneEar, Loud But Off Key & Cocoa No GoGo,
I’d like to thank you for adding my Blog site to your “of current interest” links. So, my big dilemma is which one of you do I add as a link on my site? I don’t want to offend anyone here, but you do seem to talk among yourselves quite nicely, so perhaps whoever I add could communicate the other two and it’ll all work out. I still wonder if it’s you three or me that’s confused!
Since I am the chosen one, I would choose me.
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