Sunday, May 31, 2009

Open Up Above

The Bar Up Above is open for bidness.

I love this headline.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Yes, Happy Mother's Day


Alceste, I hope you are enjoying this lovely holiday as much as I am, and do, every year. I have a full-blown double-whammy to celebrate. Hallmark, words cannot adequately express my gratitude. Don't you have some sort of greeting card to help me express my feelings?

Friday, May 08, 2009

Wait a minute, if you please

Stop posting that I ruin bars. The record will show, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that it is, in fact, BARS that ruin ME.