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You might want to turn down the heat in your apartment.
I think their evil spirits were extinguished by the arrival of All Hallows Day, per the traditional view of life.
The view that nicely explains hoops and singularities (unlike that slacker, Ms. Pineapple)
Hi Loud But Off Key,
Is it too late for pumpkin pie?
Well hello, ML. Long time, no read. I was afraid I had alienated you.
Please don't encourage LBok.
ML-it is indeed NOT too late for pumpkin pie, provided you don't mind a little penicillin chaser on it.
Hi OneEar,
No, you haven’t alienated me at all. Uh, you don’t want Loud but off key encouraged to do what? Is he acting up again?
Hi Loud but off key,
YES!! I love pumpkin pie and the penicillin chaser doesn’t bother me in the slightest. What’d think we’re eating when we put Roquefort Cheese on our salad? It’s excellent for curing “social diseases”, in case that happens to be a problem with you. OneEar doesn’t feel you need any encouragement; what are you contemplating doing??
Acquiring as many social diseases as is humanly possible.
Hi Loud But Off Key,
That’s certainly an admirable goal to strive for. Are you planning on starting this weekend? Good luck! You can eat your moldy pumpkins if you find yourself in need of some additional penicillin….
You’re a very ambitious young man!
Hi Loud But Off Key,
Those pumpkins are totally disgusting! Don’t you think it’s about time you tossed them in the garbage? They’ve got to reek and if they sit there much longer, they’re going to leave mildew rings on the bricks.
LBok - I notice that the same drink (apparently a white russian) appears in both photos.
This makes me very suspicious of your motives.
Hi Loud But Off Key,
Aha! It seems that OneEar has been playing detective again! I do hope you aren’t too polluted to realize that those pumpkins have got to go! Your abode will become a health hazard if you don’t do something soon….
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