Rusty Never Sleeps is the only official site of The First Unification Church of Knowledge and its house band, the Clown Squad (Affiliated with the community service organization The Underminers' Society of America). --THIS BLOG IS FOR RELIGIOUS, SCIENTIFIC AND EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY--(Not tested on animals)
Thursday, September 07, 2006
And in the End, There Was Rusty
And so, this explains where Rusty came from, how his disciples found him, and how OneEar became "Number One."
Hopefully, this makes the whole thing clearer and will save your soul from the Rupture and will inspire you to do good works. In the name of Rusty.