The First Unichurck has experienced a surprising lack of momentum as a religion. We don't really know how all of the others have pulled it off, but the Scientologists, the Christians, the Heaven's Gate et al seem to have something that we are missing - worshippers. No matter how many Great Ideas (TM) I post, I'm still not getting rich from this blog. What is the point of religion if I can't profit from it?
So, I'm taking the FU in a new direction. What is the next most popular thing after eternal life? Food.
Henceforth and heretofore, this site shall be known as the First Unification Church of Kooking (First Unichurck).
The only official site of The First Unification Church of Kooking (fka the First Unification Church of Knowledge)(aka 1st Unichurck) and its house band, the Clown Squad (Affiliated with the community service organization The Underminers' Society of America). --THIS BLOG IS FOR RELIGIOUS, SCIENTIFIC AND EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY--(Not tested on animals)
