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OneEar, in prepared remarks on behalf of the First Unichurck, stated: "I think the idiots drowned."
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Hi OneEar,
According to the Google Map, if I dig a very deep hole where I live, I’ll wind up in the middle of the Indian Ocean. Nice! And all this time, I thought if I dug deep enough, I’d come out in China. Thanks for enlightening me!
No need to thank me for helping. It is part of who I am.
We should all think a little bit about a giant hole in the ground and what lies beneath.
No, if you're trying to dig straight through to China, your hole needs to be in South America.
You could dig deep enough to end up in China if you had a crooked shaft. The folks at googlemaps don't even begin to account for that option.
Hi One Ear,
So that explains why I haven’t found myself in China to date; thanks! Any idea where I can obtain a crooked shaft? Perhaps a “Google Search” would turn up one or two…..
You might contact ex-President Clinton.
Hi One Ear,
When I queried about where I might obtain a “crooked shaft”, I immediately thought of Bubba and his alleged perrones disease. It’s rather funny that you brought it UP…..
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