If there is one thing to which not enough attention is paid, it is mass fetish. Sometimes inaccurately referred to as "popular culture," mass fetish is the shared concern of the enlightened many - the creme de les eaux d'égout.
The First Unichurck would like to take this opportunity to shine a light on the caliginosity of popular mass media. Some people like feet. Some people like to see photographs of famous people who are mostly famous for being famous, and they like to see them doing routine things. Just image if Lindsey Lohan ever took a sh!t! With bare feet! Now you get the picture.
That is what we should be celebrating - bare-footed sh!tting famous people (perhaps dressed like a nurse or a cowgirl). This separation between Churck and state has got to go! Let the mass-whole speak, let the mass-whole watch, and let the mass-whole rule!
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4 comments:
I am getting pretty sick and tired of you telling when I am or am not getting the picture. Leave that determination up to me, please.
"Now you get the picture."
No! Now YOU get the picture, mister.
So, DO you get the picture? I thought so.
Apology excepted.
Yes! Now I see that Screech has a new sex video where he delivers a "dirty sanchez." He reports that this is his strategy to rebuild his reputation.
Finally, this pathetic semi-celebrity is getting the attention he deserves.
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