Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Short People Not Necessarily Sub-Human!?



The latest evidence from Flores seems to indicate that the Abu Gogo, fossils of which were discovered in caves in 2004, were just short pygmys with correspondingly small brains and NOT hobbits who may have bred with goats and whose ancestors may have migrated to Poland, Ireland, or the United States. My apologies to Loud But Off Key for my earlier comments.

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11 comments:

Loud but off key said...

Thanks for the photo for my profile, you big walking carpet.

Loud but off key said...

I like this photo, not because it so accurately reflects the Gestalt of who I am (scholar, shaman, umpa-lumpa who walks in fields with something large in his arms, goat-anuses all over his face, hoping to impress a fellow midgette enough to get laid), but because, aside from those ripped abs a-la-John-Basedow, the picture clearly demonstrates that I am hung like a man three feet tall.

Loud but off key said...

I don't think Ray Stevens would like your title very much.

OneEar said...

Don't mention it. I am always glad to accurately reflect a Gestalt.

BTW, you are thinking of Randy Newman.

OneEar said...

Speaking of Gestalt, where in the hell has Coco gone?

Loud but off key said...

"Newman!" Damn. I lost cocoa years ago. I think his tastes go beyond this meaningless banter. Last time I heard from him, he was checking flight schedules for some Indonesian children who have contemplated getting a charity to pay for a trip to Thailand so that they can serve in the upstart government in two weeks.

OneEar said...

How about Ms Litzi from Mexifornication? Have you two hooked up yet?

Loud but off key said...

Non-sequitir? Segue? What?

OneEar said...

Sorry I didn't spell it out for you. Your reference to Coco reminded me of the time he lost his camera on the band's trip to New Orleans. This reminded me of singer-songwriter Larry Williams who lived in New Orleans (but died in Los Angeles of a gunshot wound). Larry Williams, of course, wrote "Miss Lizzy." So, that got me to thinking, I wonder if Bok is getting laid?

Loud but off key said...

With that picture, I don't how I could NOT get laid.

OneEar said...

If neither of you minds, I'm going to envision you copulating. I'll put you on top.