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Hi OneEar,
Snotty and Spoogy are right on target; who was Anna Nicole Smith and why all the attention? There are so many other important matters to be concerned about, but the spotlight has been focused recently on Ms. Smith and bald Britney.
Does anyone remember there’s a war in Iraq and Afghanistan that’s killing American troops and costing this Country billions of dollars every day?
I like her two balloons. And I'm pissed off about all the money getting wasted on killing people. I could really use that money.
Hi Loud But Off Key,
I’m glad to hear that Anna Nicole Smith’s “two balloons” were appreciated; I’d hate to think it was her mind you'd been lusting after. The money that’s being wasted in the Middle East could be put to better use providing Health Care for millions of uninsured people in the U.S. as well as feeding and caring for the homeless and the needy.
You could “really” use the money and I’m still waiting for a Rolex.
ML - Are you referencing the war on fear? It is much wider than just the Iras and the -stans. Details to follow.
LBok - You are in luck. The dearly departed's silicone implants are still viable. First, get yerself a shovel
Hi OneEar,
No, I’m not referencing the war on fear. I’m talking about the needless killing of men, women and children and the total waste of billions of dollars. The United States is apparently waging a war against Islam which it’ll never win. Terrorists must be stopped but attempting to change a religious dogma that’s been in existence for more than fourteen hundred years is futile.
You shouldn’t encourage Lout But Off Key to go digging around for balloons!
Oh, I hadn't heard about that war. How are we doing?
My apologies to all for the "git yerself a shovel" link above.
I meant to include this link for the proposition that, at least in Wisconsin, there is nothing wrong with digging up a corpse to have sex with her.
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