Contacted to comment on a particular debate involving camel-toe-eating, a friend of The True Church who happens to reside in Manhattan, NY appears ready and willing to introduce Rustywhear, America's latest and, to date, greatest fashion craze, to Madison Avenue. She wrote:
"I am so excited to discover Rusty merchandise for sale, what a marketing opportunity for you to make your fortune on Cafe Press. I feel strongly that I must make a purchase to support all of your efforts in the community"...Kay
Now, if only we knew someone in Los Angeles, we could begin the classic marketing Pincer movement (the Sun Tzu "path of escape" will be Detroit).
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Don't forget the Pretty Good Book.
2 comments:
You would be better served to use a salami tactic
A gradual process of threats and alliances as a means of overcoming opposition, eh? Sounds crazy enough that it just might work.
Who should we threaten first?
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