#10 - Deprecates self.
#9 - Not very good at it.
#8 - Not part of Rusty's grand scheme.
#7 - Two words - orangutan scrotum.
#6 - Reminds us of Joshua Bolten.
#5 - Drives idiot traffic to site.
#4 - Drives smart people who will buy Rustywhear to site.
#3 - Not appropriate for post 9-11 world.
#2 - Not smart enough to think of 10 items.
And the number one reason we don't use self-deprecating humor:
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