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Wednesday, March 08, 2006
New York Falls For Rustywhear
"Rustidation" is defined as the addition of Rustywhear to a wardrobe resulting in a corresponding increase in hep. It is a phenomena that is taking the nation by storm, and the eye of the fashion hurricane appears to be New York City. One consumer writes:
"I am amazed by the wide range of Rusty merchandise available, your church and blog must be generating a steady stream of revenue so you can extend your empire. I think it will be perfect for Christmas/Channukah/Kwaanza gifts in 2006. A sheep bathed in drool is hard to resist. Especially love the magnets..." - Donnygirl
As I advised Donnygirl, the Rusty Empire is not nearly as extensive as she supposes. Empire-building is no easy task. However, Rustians do surpass the ancient Romans in the number of refrigerator magnets offered for sale. Now, if only we knew someone in LA. Think......think....
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