Monday, March 27, 2006

Top 10 Reasons We Don't Post Top 10 Lists

#10 - Seems like a rip-off of Letterman.
#9 - Two words - Bacon trapeze.
#8 - Can't figure out why everyone insists on the number 10.
#7 - Seems like an excuse for timely, topical humor.
#6 - Gives Bush input on candidates to replace Andy Card.
#5 - Drives smart people who will buy Rustywhear to site.
#3 - Highlights inability to count.
#2 - Have difficulty counting backwards.

And the number one reason we don't post top 10 lists on this site:

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