Tuesday, December 28, 2004

What Color is My Pair of Shoes? Vol I

What Color is My Pair of Shoes? Vol I.

Career Advice for a New Millenium from an Award Winning Award Winner

Award winning career advice from the award winning author of "How to Give Yourself Awards for Your Writing."

By Philo Daugel Boone, IV and James Graham

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- - - - - - - -EXCERPT from Chapter 1a -

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  1. How To Give Yourself Awards For Your Writing.
  2. A Gynecologic Analysis of the Enron Collapse.
  3. The Grand Conspiracy Continues, A Brief History of Thyme, Potato Cannon Handbook, and Guide To Stringing Together Unrelated Thoughts.
  4. Get That Smell Out of Your Stuff!
  5. 10 Sure-Fire Signs That Your Spouse is a Hermaphrodite.
  6. Vacation Without Leaving Your Couch
  7. Avoid Personal Hygiene – The Easy Way.
  8. Is Enough Really Enough?
  9. 10 Things They Won’t Teach You at Business School.
  10. Are Optimists Completely Insane?
  11. How I Got On Top, Evolutionarywise.
  12. Money Good.

For a glowing review, see http://charliecallahan.blogspot.com/2006/01/what-color-is-my-pair-of-shoes-vol-i.html


Anonymous said...

Is this a real book?

OneEar said...

Define "real."