The only official site of The First Unification Church of Kooking (fka the First Unification Church of Knowledge)(aka 1st Unichurck) and its house band, the Clown Squad (Affiliated with the community service organization The Underminers' Society of America). --THIS BLOG IS FOR RELIGIOUS, SCIENTIFIC AND EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY--(Not tested on animals)
Sunday, March 12, 2006
Fine Rustywhear Merchandise
New York City wrote:
My very chic Rusty sweatshirt arrived today, fine American Apparel quality and quite snug fitting. When they say small they mean small... (My spouse) is insanely jealous that he does not have a Rusty outfit of his own yet. Maybe if he is lucky for his birthday. I hope the proceeds are going to help famine relief in Darfur or some other worthy cause and not going into some giant Rusty hedge fund.
New York, thank you for counting yourself among our satisfied customers. We do employ the starving people in Darfur for garment sizing purposes. Fear not about the hedge fund. We are leveraging the proceeds by investing on Dances With Wool to show in the third race at Belmont.
It is never too early to ORDER MORE Rustywhear
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment