Friday, March 24, 2006

Rusty Recalls 100,000 Spankos

Rusty Enterprises, in cooperation with the US Consumer Product Safety Commission, and without admitting any liability, announced yesterday the complete and immediate recall of the popular Spanko attachment to the best-selling Prankocranko obscene autocaller.

The product was originally designed and approved for sale as a self-pleasure implement for the Prankocranko machine itself. However, company officials and the USCPSC learned that the Spanko has been used by increasing numbers of consumers as an infant mobile. Apparently the Spanko's gyrating action and gently whirring sound were remarkably soothing to children.

Unfortunately, whenever a product is used for an unintended purpose, unanticipated injuries can occur. The Spanko self-pleasuring device should not be placed in a crib with a baby under any circumstances!! Consumers should return their units to the nearest Rustyland outlet at their earliest convenience for a pro-rated credit for other Rustuff.

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