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Bishop Busty is extremely distressed to hear about the Teen Outreach outrage. He claims, through the lady in the office, that he knows absolutely nothing about the tall willowy eighteen-year-old blonde with the cute freckle on her left bazooka.
He also claims, through the lady in the office, that "Willow" swore up and down that she was eighteen. He forgave her for swearing, but forgot to card her.
I found the gloves and the flowered scarf, but believe me, there wasn't a ziploc bag in sight!
I'll return them after I take a long nap.
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