Parishioners have been deeply concerned about the condition of dear Bishop Busty Foxxx. The pressing concern, "would he have to move to Detroit?" A few backdroppings might be in order: Bishop Foxxx was assigned to reign over the desert, the Sonoma Desert. Unfortunately, Bishop Foxxx lives in the Sonora Desert. He quickly became justifiably concerned with the jurisdictional entanglements arising from such a typographical error.
Bishop Foxxx was under the misconception that the Sonoma Desert is North and East of San Francisco. Fortunately, he is wrong. We have learned that the Sonoma Desert is a golf course in Las Cruces, NM. Apparently, it is somehow akin to the Bermuda Triangle, according to some other guy. Sonoma Desert akinship to Bermuda Triangle.
Therefore, parishioners need not be concerned about moving to Detroit. Vanishing planes and alien landings remain a cause for anxiety.
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I'm reading about this Sonoma Quadrant Bermuda Triangle connection and I see that the disappearance of the Anastazi Indians is implicated. And I start thinking, "have I ever seen the Anastazi and the Abu Gogo in the same place at the same time?"
Bishop Busty has just concluded the sale of his temporary HQ in Detroit, Egypt. He should have been back three days ago, but he mumbled something on the phone about his plane ticket to the Sonoma Desert and golf bats. The poor man, I am afraid, is bephuddled.
He told me to tell the Head Guy at the Viacom that he is preparing his encyclical on the Rupture.
Signed, The lady in the office.
My secret word was uevyhxqr. I think.
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