Finally, some of the leadership of this nation has engaged in the careful analysis necessary to fully and completely adopt an apocalyptic vision of the future of the world. Only by carefully examining the webpages of the Bible (the approved version, not the rough draft) in the King's English (and King James was not gay, by the way. He just stopped at that club one time on a whim) can one find the proper strategy to employ in Iraq. Alternatively, one could simply purchase the TRIPE voice over internet to God phone system from Rusty Enterprises in order to get a direct line.(The war in Iraq) he said, "leads to what the Bible ultimately says: Armageddon will take place in the Middle East. The Bible mentions the Euphrates River in Iraq as the place of prelude to the final battle of Armageddon that will bring about the world's end. "
Either way, perhaps if we all pull together, we can bring about the end of the world before the end of the next election cycle.
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Hi OneEar,
I just finished reading Joel C. Rosenberg’s book “The Last Days”, which is a sequel to “The Last Jihad”. An apocalypse in the area of the Euphrates River Valley in Iraq is the general hypothesis of the book. Perhaps Congressman Doolittle from California got his notion from reading Mr. Rosenberg’s latest novel and took the supposition literally.
Is anyone at all concerned about North Korea’s testing of a second bomb? “The Rupture” that you’ve so eloquently spoken of may indeed be upon us shortly.
ML - I apologize for my delay in answering your question, and I hope that it has not caused you any inconvenience.
No, nobody is concerned about North Korea's testing of a second bomb.
Hi OneEar,
Ms. Rice doesn’t seem to be getting too far in trying to negotiate with other Countries to enforce a ban on North Korea for its nuclear program. Maybe we can really start to worry when they sell a bomb to Afghanistan or some other turd world country.
ML--
I don't know if I care for your discreditation of turds. Especially as they relate to Afghanistan. Try to show some cultural sensitivity, for God's sake.
Aren't you from the 'Left' coast, where all women view themselves as slaves?
Hi Loud but off key,
Perhaps I need a refresher course in sensitivity training so as to have more compassion for poor little turds. God knows I have empathy for all the men and women in Afghanistan who are merely trying to survive in a war torn country.
The Leftist Coast, where the Governator reigns supreme, gave women their emancipation years ago. We’re free to read People magazine and Oprah’s book club selections; drive big gas guzzling SUV’s while talking on our cell phones; and ogle movie stars to our hearts content. What more could a girl want?
That's what I've always wondered. But there's always SOMETHING, rest assured.
You two really seem to be hitting in off.
Hi Loud but off key,
A lot of the time, women know what they want, so don’t feel bad. Men are not mind readers, and when there’s very little to read anyways, what’re they supposed to do? Second guess an airhead?
Hi OneEar,
Is Loud but off key originally from Mexifornia? He seems like “one of ours”; from the land of fruits and nuts.
No, he's not. He is, like Cocoa's livers, a transplant.
Hi Loud but off key,
If you’re a transplant from a liver, perhaps you should monitor your alcohol intake. You might not be fortunate enough to receive another one, should you come down with cirrhosis or some other nasty disease.
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I was struck by lightning?
Sounds fascinating. Did you develop any special neuroses?
Hi cocoa no gogo,
You were struck by lightning? Perhaps that explains why you keep getting confused with OneEar. Or is it me that’s getting you two confused with each other? When you add Loud but off key to the olio, it’s really a bollixed up hodgepodge of people. Oh well, all three of you are a riot.
ML
Wait till you add the three of us to oleo.
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