The only official site of The First Unification Church of Kooking (fka the First Unification Church of Knowledge)(aka 1st Unichurck) and its house band, the Clown Squad (Affiliated with the community service organization The Underminers' Society of America). --THIS BLOG IS FOR RELIGIOUS, SCIENTIFIC AND EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY--(Not tested on animals)
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Hi OneEar,
Oh my, you found my things; I’ve been wondering where I’d left them. I don’t think you want to know what I’ve been up to, do you? Would you like me to come pick them up or could you use them?
I’m terrible at adding 0’s and 1’s to anything, so would be of no use to you in your effort to digitize the FU First Unichurck’s archives. Perhaps you could offer my margarine, leather straps and goat droppings to anyone who volunteers for your ambitious project.
ML-You are most welcome.
You conjure up Bertrand Russell's teapot in space (aka flying spaghetti monster). Available on video at one good move
Sorry, I forgot to include the links related to the flying spaghetti monster.
http://www.venganza.org/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
http://flyingspaghettimonster.org/
Pastafari-aaaaaaa
Hi OneEar,
Well, my goodness! I’m ditzy, but a flying spaghetti monster? Is this because you discovered some of my belongings in the spare cloister? Would being a “teapot atheist” make me eligible to become a member of your FU First Unichurck?
Thanks for the links; I’m sure they’ll provide some interesting reading this afternoon.
Is Ms. McGillicuddy still printing this brochure? Can you get her to scan the entire document?
Hey Coco, the wife and kids (mine) are leaving town this weekend. Why don't you come up tomorrow and we can have a weekend that neither of us will ever remember?
As I have told you, there is a post-Packer jam session across the street during which we could work out some of the kinks.
OneEar,
I would come, but I have to clean out my gutters and fertilize my lawn. This may be last chance to get those things done.
You make a good point about the gutters.
However, if you would simply discharge some aerosol cans, we could all happily enjoy a little global warming.
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