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Hi OneEar,
Please sign me up for the FU “Dance with the Stars” pageant. Can I bring a guest? I wonder what a teapot wears on such an occasion. Perhaps a hand knit cozy would be appropriate. I’d also like to attend the FU field trip to the bottom of the pit under the premises; that sounds like a delightfully ghoulish experience. I’ll pass on the car wash.
Do you think you’ll have a large crowd at these events?
ML - You and your guest are most welcome to attend the big dance. However, you will not be permitted to dance together. Due to the lack of actual stars, we have opted to randomly assign celebrity personas to all attendees.
For example, you might be designated to impersonate Mel Gibson or Herve Villachez during your dancing. You would then be paired with, say, Ana Nicole Smith or Clarise the Doe.
Don't worry about the wardrobe. That too will be assigned. You should each bring a fresh packet of handy-wipes and your chalice.
Hi OneEar,
This fete is certainly going to be interesting. I don’t care not being able to dance with whomever I drag along, but I’d rather not impersonate Mel Gibson, if you don’t mind. He’s probably not too welcome at a lot of places these days. Ana Nicole Smith is an airhead, so trying to make conversation with her should be about as stimulating as talking to a brick sh^^house; oops, I meant “wall”. You’re providing the wardrobe; should I appear in my birthday suit? Who’s Herve Villachez?
Oops, I see that the proper spelling is
Herve Villechaize .
Sorry for any confusion.
Hi OneEar,
Thanks for the link to Herve Villechaize; he was Tattoo from “Fantasy Island”. If one is to believe the ditty about teapots being “short and stout”, he’d be an apt candidate to impersonate. But being paired with Ana Nicole Smith would be most inappropriate for such a diminutive individual.
What matters is not the stoutness of the spout but the wrestle in the vessel.
Hi OneEar,
LOL. Sounds like an old Chinese proverb…..
I only buy American proverbs.
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