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Wednesday, June 14, 2006
President Bush Makes Secret Trip to My Half-Bath
United States President George W. Bush made a top-secret trip to the half-bathroom off of my kitchen last night. Bush's lightning trip was cloaked in extreme secrecy and security to the extent that absolutely nobody knew about his visit. Even members of his cabinet were unaware of his visit, and the administration has not explicitly mentioned the excursion. Still, I know he was there.
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Does he carry a similar trademark mark as Alceste when it comes to using someone else's bathroom?
Use some common sense. The President of the United States does not shit all over walls! He has people to do that for him.
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