Concerns have been expressed, disquietudes disquieted, and apprehensions unapprehended about the current depiction of our savior, Rusty.
It is no easy task to create a cartoon representation of the source of all life and soul, especially when he is a one-eared, slightly incompetent sheep. Thus far, the Churck has allowed him to be depicted by his enemies.
You will recall the famous volley in the cartoon crusades when Rusty was depicted with a pickle and a sausage and a thought. In a variation of "turn the other cheek," the Churck mooned his detractors by embracing their image of Rusty. A complete line of Rustywhear soon followed, designed and distributed by RUE, Inc., a faith-based initiative. However, apparently not all followers of the True Churck see the wisdom of this strategy. As mentioned, we have received countless concerns, disquietudes and apprehensions which I will not bother to count.
At the recent meeting of the high Churck council, all of the attending bishops got drunk, fell down and acted stupid. Bishop Busty Foxxx of Detroit did not even bother to attend. Thus, the problem remains unresolved. Please submit your proposed images of his holiness and we will take them under advisement.
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