My 12-month-old son said his first word the other day. "Mila" he uttered unmistakably. The only issue is that Mila was the name of our dog who we had just "put to sleep" earlier that day.
Is it possible that Mila is trying to speak to us from beyond? Has our son now become possessed with the spirit of our dead dog?
If anyone out there has had any experience with such a situation, please tell me what to expect next and please indicate if there are any special signs for which I should be watching.
Also, OneEar you may want to dust off the Unichurk exorcism rites.
Thanks.
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I don't have much personal experience with the undead other than Jesus and the zombies, so anything I might offer about what to expect would be wild speculation.
Having said that, your child will soon begin eating brains and healing lepers.
I will get in touch with Pineapple to see how the exorcism cheer is performed.
Try this:
"not sure exactly what you mean.....but we used this at camp....
Banana's of the world unite
peel banana's
peel peel banana's
peel banana's
peel peel banana's
Go Banana's
Go go Banana's
Go Banana's
Go go Banana's
Oranges of the world unite
peel the orange
peel peel the orange
peel the orange
peel peel the orange
squeeze the orange
squeeze squeeze the orange
squeeze the orange
squeeze squeeze the orange
Potatoes of the world unite
peel potatoes
peel peel potatoes
peel potatoes
peel peel potatoes
mash potatoes
mash mash potatoes
mash potatoes
mash mash potatoes
or
go bananas
B A N A N A S (3 times)"
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