Short People Not Necessarily Sub-Human!?

The latest evidence from Flores seems to indicate that the Abu Gogo, fossils of which were discovered in caves in 2004, were just short pygmys with correspondingly small brains and NOT hobbits who may have bred with goats and whose ancestors may have migrated to Poland, Ireland, or the United States. My apologies to Loud But Off Key for my earlier comments.

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Moment of Reflection - What Becomes the Clown Squad?

Consider:

Is the Salmon Boy concept truly integrated? He is both a Boston lawyer who wears pantyhose on his head and nervously cups his balls through his pants pocket AND a wacked out West Coast environmentalist who loves oxygen. Why is he the main character in a rock opera about commercialism?

Is the Erik character believable? He is somehow related to the AbuGogo, but he looks like Rasputin due to the goats’ asses on his face. Are these inconsistent? Is it possible that anyone, even a half-human, could sing that badly? Will he get laid? How do the zombies fit into this picture? How about the cheerleaders?

What are the ramifications if the Wookie is a leaker?

Do all dogs enjoy pig's heads? What about the pig people?

What rank is Allen? Why is he so angry? What makes the car go?

Will Mike ever get his camera back? How about his head?

When seated before Santa Claus on judgment day, will we believe? Does Charlie believe?

What becomes the The Clown Squad?