Camera Found!!

Bishop Busty Foxxx has pulled off another miracle. Where the Louisiana State Senate and the State of Rhode Island both failed, Bishop Foxxx succeeded - He found Cocoa's camera!!

You will recall that Cocoa lost his camera in New Orleans. We enlisted the assistance of the Louisiana State Senate and Providence, Rhode Island, but neither was of any assistance. Charlie thought he had found it once before, but he hadn't. We all moved on about our lives in quiet resignation and the subject turned to camel toes, as it often does. Suddenly, "Eureka!" The Camera appeared to Bishop Foxxx.

Bishop Foxxx posted the first two frames at Camel Toe Sighting and equal-opportunity-camel-toe.

Now we can get back to work.

Crisis Uncricified!

Parishioners have been deeply concerned about the condition of dear Bishop Busty Foxxx. The pressing concern, "would he have to move to Detroit?" A few backdroppings might be in order: Bishop Foxxx was assigned to reign over the desert, the Sonoma Desert. Unfortunately, Bishop Foxxx lives in the Sonora Desert. He quickly became justifiably concerned with the jurisdictional entanglements arising from such a typographical error.

Bishop Foxxx was under the misconception that the Sonoma Desert is North and East of San Francisco. Fortunately, he is wrong. We have learned that the Sonoma Desert is a golf course in Las Cruces, NM. Apparently, it is somehow akin to the Bermuda Triangle, according to some other guy. Sonoma Desert akinship to Bermuda Triangle.

Therefore, parishioners need not be concerned about moving to Detroit. Vanishing planes and alien landings remain a cause for anxiety.

Code Rojo - Honorary Clown Down

It seems as though Charlie may be in trouble.

http://charliecallahan.blogspot.com/2006/02/time-out.html

Newly Annointed Bishop Busty Foxxx Opens Sonoma Desert Branch

The First Reconciliation Church of the New Unification of OneEar's Good and Gloriful Holy Occity Disciples has expanded Westward and Downward with the addition of its Sonoma Desert branch founded by newly annointed Bishop Busty Foxxx. See Holy Book of Levitations

Bishop Foxxx will oversee construction, destruction, reconstruction and deconstruction activities for the new facilities. Facilities will include a training ground for cartoonists in preparation for the rapidly escalating Cartoon Crusades. Unfortunately, the project is running over budget, so The Church will need to expand fundraising efforts. Whatever you were giving before, they are asking that you double it.

Church leader Russell Lobuna, speaking through his chief spokesman OneEar, indicates that expansion plans are expanding according to plan. "We expect great things out of Busty, Rusty would like to say," said OneEar (me). "Now, let’s get out there, grow the True Church, save the world, and sell some books."