Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Rusty Launches "Got Gelatin????" Ad Campaign

As noted above in the headline, Rusty has launched the "Got Gelatin????" Advertising campaign. This is because, according to Rusty, "eating gelatin is OK!"



















Contrary to popular belief, gelatinous substances, made through the partial hydrolysis of collagen extracted from animal ligaments, cartilage, bones and skin, are not merely good eating. Gelatin is also used by synchronized swimmers to hold their hair in place and as a binder when making matches.

Through the "Got Gelatin????" campaign, Rusty Enterprises hopes consumers will think about some of these wonderful alternative uses the next time they are making theirgelatin purchases.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I've been asking dumb questions all day, so one more won't hurt. Are you talking about the same shit that's in JELLO?

Also, an observation from my life experiences. Never once, when making a match, especially male to female, have I needed a binder.

OneEar said...

Yes, didn't you review Cocoa's diagrams?

You should try using a binder once. It keeps everyone, well, bound.