Drinks are on me!!!!! My royalty check has arrived from sales of the award winning career guide, "What Color is My Pair of Shoes? Vol 1"
http://oneear.blogspot.com/2004/12/what-color-is-my-pair-of-shoes-vol-i.html
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7 comments:
what happened to the fellatio posting? fag
You are starting to scare me.
Congratulations: You are officially a professional writer. Of what I'm still not sure, but it was darn professional.
I received a check of similar amount and had it framed for posterity. A week later, I was hard up for two bucks so I cashed the check. The empty frame has become quite a conversation starter among our guests.
Are you guys going to record "Dog Dirt Blues", or has that been scratched?
I'm getting pretty tired of your repeated personal financial gains.
Whoa baby!
I take it we're sharing a coke?
Aps- We will record Dog Dirt Blues in some fashion this weekend. The recordings then typically spend several years in "production." Someday, the recording will be posted. Wait, you can't hear anyway.
Bok - Did I ever tell you about the time I got tickets to the Final Four and then scalped them, bought some higher up seats and then snuck down to the lower level anyway?
MJ - I do like it when you call me whoa baby. However, with all of this money rolling in, I'm swearing off sharing.
I've been putting some pencil to paper, and the way I figure it, at $2.16 per quarter times 4 quarters in a dollar times 4 quarts in a gallon, I will soon have a verifiable buttload of money. Very stinky money, granted.
Goat-butt or lamb-butt?
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