As one of the store security guards accurately detected:
(He) didn't know who the group was, but suspected that it was some cult, because, "They all have that zombie look in their eyes.
As goes Best Buy, so goes America. It is only a matter of time before Zombies breach Circuit City, Bed-Bath-and-Beyond, and the crown jewel of Zombie retail domination, Walmart. Soon, Americans will be the unwitting consumers of aisle after aisle of cheap, unnecessary, superfluous, disposable crap.
Our only defense at this time? Those of you who said "a musical" are way ahead of me.
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/bark bark bark
damn. just when i had wished i drank the kool aid. but then again, you think i do! a correction in the unichurck press? i cant believe my eyes!
the big sleep looks more fun than i thought. look for a portrait of rusty in the yard soon. musicals? now that IS hell.
/grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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