The only official site of The First Unification Church of Kooking (fka the First Unification Church of Knowledge)(aka 1st Unichurck) and its house band, the Clown Squad (Affiliated with the community service organization The Underminers' Society of America). --THIS BLOG IS FOR RELIGIOUS, SCIENTIFIC AND EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY--(Not tested on animals)
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Rupture Rebate Policy
We regret to inform you that there will be NO GAME FARM REBATES on account of the impending Rupture. Due to circumstances beyond our control, and in accordance with our corporate policy, we are unable to process any requests for rebates based upon the perceived or actual end of the planet. Please accept our sincere apologies, and don't hesitate to contact us for future reservations (only if there is no discontinuation of time, etc.)
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5 comments:
Please cancel my perceived reservations for June, 2010 and go ahead, cheepskate, you can KEEP my perceived deposit. If, in fact, I am to be ruptured into the ozone or some other gaseous place, your facility is redundant.
Mr. Callahan;
I would like your permission for the Clown Squad to perform your Dog Dirt Blues. We would do it in the people's key of G, naturally.
http://charliecallahan.blogspot.com/2006/01/e-e-callahan-meets-eric-clapton.html
Permission granted, and Clapton says thank ewe, thankweweverymuch. I am not a musician, but I believe a kazoo riff would make your performance absolutely electrifying—unless, of course, you don't plug it in.
I have posted a review of What Color, etc. on my excellent blog. http://charliecallahan.blogspot.com/2006/01/what-color-is-my-pair-of-shoes-vol-i.html
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