Many are searching the internet for prayers appropriate for armageddon. I offer this old Scottish blessing, modified slightly, for your consideration:
May those who love me love me,
And may the Lord rain His blessings upon them.
And those who do not love me,
May the Good Lord smite those motherfuckers
And burn their blistered asses in the eternal fires of Hell.
Amen
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1 comment:
That is God-damned beautiful.
Mike, would you be willing to recite that prayer at my wake?
... on national television
..wearing a tutu?
...while I am still alive?
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