Scientists have "proven" with their science what televangelists already knew - Hell on Earth is approaching - and fast. 2005 was the "hottest year ever" according to a note passed by Harriet Myers during study hall.
Hamas won a surprise majority in the Palestinian elections. Israel's safety is off, and it is half-cocked.
My neighbor's damned dog won't stop yipping.
One can hardly ignore the signs any longer. The Rupture is now, officially, impending.
You had better buy The Book now before it is too late! (Just to be safe, buy two copies).
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