Friday, January 13, 2006

Rusty Sessions 2006

Rusty Sessions 2006
There is a lot of work to do in time for the Rusty Sessions of 2006.

To regurgitate, we are going to be celebrating Mike the Headless Chicken Festival but not on the right date. The Sessions will be held at Coco's house sometime in June (or Memorial Day weekend if Ono gets his shit together). I will arrange for a film crew.

Schedule:

Friday:

8am-6pm - Arrival, registration, ice-breaker.
6pm-7pm - Dinner, furniture-breaker.
7pm-11pm- Perform 1/3 of each and every song we know.
11pm-11:45pm- try to explain noise and odor to neighbors.
Midnight -1:30am- try to explain noise and odor to police.

Saturday:
1:30am-4am - Pile into vehicle for some unknown reason and head for bar. Get lost, stop at different bar, make asses of selves, get escorted out, stop for pancakes or burritos.
4am-9am - sleep.
9am-Noon - Finalize Bylaws over breakfast and bloodies.
Noon-12:10 - call wives, discuss how much we miss them/how bad we are for leaving them with the kids who are sick (LBok, you can skip this step).
12:15-2:33 - Spades (LBok, you can find something to do.)
2:34-5:17 - Lose track of time.
5:18- 5:26 - Further discussions with neighbors and police. Explain theory that the Big Bang is an urban legend.
5:27-8:15 - Live performance of Salmon Boy (20 minute intermission).
8:16-8:19 - Final reassurances of future quiet to police.
8:20-1:13 - pile into vehicle to avoid further bothering neighbors, head for that bar again. Bring along 1 guitar to thoroughly piss off everyone who is trying to listen to the juke-box.
1:14 - It starts to get pretty blurry here.

Sunday

10:17am - LBok unveils his clone of OneEar
10:18am - All stand in awe.
10:19-12:44- Live performance of "The Sick Scents.
12:45 - Go home


We need to schedule some time for worship and some time for spontaneity

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