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Friday, January 06, 2006
First Reconciliation Church of the New Unification of OneEar's Good and Gloriful Holy Occity Disciples
The schism in the church has been resolved. It has been revealed that God really did create "day" before creating "the sun," but it was a dark day. So, we were both right. Only WE were a little more right.