Something is not quite right.
You didn't include a scene where time stops, the universe implodes into a singularity, and everyone gets judged. Please repair this omission. (I realize it will pose some technical challenges, but let Rusty deal with that).
For a historical retrospective, see:
http://oneear.blogspot.com/2005/11/movie-script.html
http://oneear.blogspot.com/2005/11/sick-scents-rewrite.html
5 comments:
Adorable little boy, but who's the ugly fat broad with the beard???
Also we need female parts (I have been waiting a long time to finally admit that) -- No, I mean female roles for the script. This will be a great hook to get girls back to our "pad" or "pod".
I am mildly concerned about the hour of the day when you are posting these posts. Have you become consumed?
Also, why do you continue to perpetuate the Santa Claus lie? You know all too well where that eventually leads.
On the day of reckoning, we'll see the master list - who has been naughty.
Mike,
I'll be addressing your concern about the hours of the day soon. I should have complete control of time about 45 minutes ago.
As to the sex change, I guess I'm ok with that.
....The Clown Squad (minus Mark) grab their instruments and unleash a barrage of music that destroys the TV. They are visibly proud of themselves and continue playing vigorously.
Little boy holding lamb enters:
Little boy: Do you know any ………. songs?
Cut to: Time stops, the universe implodes into a singularity.
Santa Claus enters with a very long list surround by beautiful teenage (but over the age of consent) female angels.
SC points to the Clowns (minus Mark) -
SC - "Very, very naughty."
The angels begin performing a striptease. As the last pair of panties is removed and thrown, we follow the panties in closeup to the spot vacated by Mark.
CLOSEUP OF LAMB, SMILING
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