I’ve got vaginal itching,
And little critters on my toes.
I’ve got vaginal itching,
And little critters on my toes.
I’ve got flames on my hemmroids
A pus filled pimple on my nose.
I’ve got a mutant rodent
I’m sucking on this wolfie’s teet
I’ve got a mutant rodent
I’m sucking on this wolfie’s teet
I just filled up my depends
And still got fungus on my feet.
Baby, burn my boob box
I can’t watch the nightly news
Oh, baby, burn my boob box
I can’t watch the nightly news
I’ve got the “can’t bear to watch,
Too many inappropriate commercials” blues
Can you hear me now?
Great.
Can you hear me now?
Great.
Can you hear me now?
It's time we discussed tampons.
Beep beep, here comes the little red Jeep.
I’ve got erectile dysfunction
And my hair is falling out.
I’ve got erectile dysfunction
And my hair is falling out.
I’ve got too much leaky discharge,
It stains, I wish I could shout it out.
Baby, burn my boob box
I can’t watch the nightly news
Oh, baby, burn my boob box
I can’t watch the nightly news
I’ve got the “can’t bear to watch,
Too many inappropriate commercials” blues.
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6 comments:
Hi OneEar,
LMFAO! You’re a poet who knows it. These obnoxious commercials are also plastered all over the radio; if I turn it on while I’m eating dinner, I’m bombarded with information about everything from Viagra type products to hemorrhoid ointments. It’d be great if there was one station that did nothing but advertise products to cure every known bodily ailment and stop infiltrating the rest of the air waves with their sputum.
What about a Viagra cream that cures hemorrhoids? Now, there's an idea for all you bum-baragers.
ML - I like your sputum-channel concept. SP-TV is now in the works.
LBok - I am not surprised in the least that you would steer the conversation once again toward butt-sex. However, your idea is a good one, and I'll have SP-TV run an investigative report. We'll see if the Hulk is willing to sodomize Ronald Dumsfeld since that would wrap up a few loose ends.
Hi Loud But Off Key,
A Viagra cream that cures hemorrhoids sounds like a laudable product. “Bum-baragers”??? Oh my. How to win friends and influence people in the gay community….
Hi OneEar,
Thanks! If it takes off, could I share in the profits? I’m still wheeling and dealing for that Rolex.
Just say no to crack! LOL
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