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Hi OneEar,
That’s got to hurt…has it impaired your hearing? You remind me of a chocolate Easter Bunny who’s had an ear nibbled off.
ML - Let's go over this one last time. I am not Rusty.
As for my resemblance to a large candy bunny, well,
Hi OneEar,
Alright, does “Rusty” have impaired hearing due to his gnawed ear? You’re all sweetness and light like a big dish of confection...
wrong color, OneEar
Hi Loud But Off Key,
What's the wrong color-the sheep?
That's what they said about Jesus.
Hi OneEar,
This little guy’s “soul mate” is posted on my blog with a randy ditty accompanying it....
ML--that clover song really got me randy, especially the "doctor at the gate" line.
Hi Loud But Off Key,
Clover tends to have that effect on some people. If ewe’d like to make an appointment for Randy, please phone BAA-OU812 after 5:00 p.m. Ewer call is important and will be handled by the next available ewe.
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