Wednesday, April 02, 2008

You guys all went off to a different blog without telling me, didn't you?




Well. Just admit it. I can be in a blog all by myself. I don't care if no one approved of the deutschmark takeover. I'll just keep reading my own witty and High-sterically annoying entries. So there. I don't even like any of you, anyways. Ha. I had sadly predicted this moment from the start. **sigh**

10 comments:

Doc Bok said...

It was the excessive use of Nazi "jokes", wasn't it?

litzi said...
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OneEar said...

We're all waiting for your candidate to assume the position.

Speaking of which, I had a physical yesterday, and my doctor felt the need to shove his finger up my ass after fondling my testicles. I felt like I was joining a fraternity, only without the tequila.

Doc Bok said...

did he at least buy you flowers?

OneEar said...

Where has Litzi gone? DBok, what did you do now?

Doc Bok said...

Nothing.

Doc Bok said...

"Nothing" that's really all that bad, I should say.

litzi said...

Hi OneEar,
Doc Bok didn’t do anything. I’ve been feeling extremely antisocial recently….

Doc Bok said...

Litzi, when I feel that way, I masturbate. Excessively. It only compounds the problem, but who am I to question the ways of Nature.

litzi said...

Hi Doc Bok,
Thanks for the prescription (I think) on how to ward off feelings of alienation and/or antisocial tendencies. Your solution might tend to isolate a person further, but at least he/she/it would enjoy the solitude to the max…