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Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Virtual Friends Nice - Real Friends Bunch of Assholes
I have tried to be nice to The Clowns. I really have tried. But I can't help but notice the difference between the warm comfort and support received from my virtual friends and the cold ridicule and criticism received from my live friends. I guess real people are, by nature, dickheads.
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OK. Apology accepted.
OK - Here is the deal.
Each time I have to ask you to "be quite" or to "get in formation", etc. I will add onto the amount that you have to do. Start with 50, then go to 75. You will get site of "the big picture" before you know it cuz no one wants to be doing 100 pushups every few minutes. The key is to stick to my guns and DON'T let you push me around. I need to be your coach NOT your friend. Those who continue to be a problem will be removed from practice (which counts as unexcused) and asked to leave (go home). After 3 of those, you will be removed from the squad.
Courtesy of Jaylinn
"Trust is the glue of all good relationships"
"Winning is not just a tradition, it's what we do"
Don't want to interupt...
Assholes. We're ALL assholes.
By the way, you assholes were SUPPOSED to play at the Little Dump during Part 2 of the tour. You never showed up.
Assholes.
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