As it was written, Ron Paul has done it. He has outlasted Adolph Giuliani, Twitt Romney, and the Thompson Twins. He now only needs to surpass Reverend Yuckabee to win the presidential nomination of the Republican Party for 2008 (we assume that McCain will die of old age before November).
The Dem'cratic race is much more of a toss-off. It has come down to a two dog fight between Billary and Barak. Well nip their tails and pull off their ears, these two are going at it as though the loser had to answer to Mike Vick.
Billary apparently had to lend her campaign $5Million. That is almost $20M in Dubai currency. With Barak getting money at the rate of 3 to 1 over Billary, pundits have punditerized over what Billary could do to raise more funds? After all, most of her donors have given their limit. My suggestion: She could sign a lucrative NBA deal for, say, $140M, a NASCAR deal for, say, $100M, and an engineering deal to construct a time-machine for at least $500M. Some might say, well, she doesn't have the talent to play in the NBA, drive NASCAR, or invent a Jack-Off-Drive (TM)! True, but she had no experience as an elected official but yet was given a term as a United States Senator from a state in which she had never lived.
And what of this product of the whorehouse of Chicago politics, Barak Obama? How can he avoid having the party brokers hand the nomination to the well-lubricated Clinton machine? And when push comes to shove, is he capable of auto-pederasty? Only time will tell (and completion of the Jack-Off-Drive may complicate that old adage).
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Hi OneEar,
Billary could pimp out Bubba to help raise some more funds, but considering how testy he’s been on the campaign trail that probably wouldn’t bring in much $$$. She could appoint Chelsea as an official docent to lead tours through her New York mansion. Or she might consider getting Monica Lewinsky to assist her in learning to “chill” and smoke cigars.
Litzi, I think one would be hard-pressed to find a man willing to let her perform that act upon him. Nor do I think that is the sort of thing she does, anyway.
Hi DocBok,
“Hard-pressed to find a man willing to let her perform that act upon him”…hmmm? You’ve got to wonder if she’s keeping a tight rein on his libido while she’s under scrutiny as a presidential candidate.
Dok Bok, I have been trying to clog my heart per your medical advice. It is not working. Anything else that the "medical" community has to offer?
Litzi, how about selling "gently used" cigars?
Hi OneEar,
Yeah, “gently used” cigars would work, providing there’s some authenticity that they’d actually been fondled by Bubba and/or Ms. Lewinsky.
Why in the world are you trying to clog up your heart?
Litzi, for the love of God! Your teapot's gone all weird. Was it gently using some cigars that caused this? Nicotine can get absorbed through any mucosal surface, you know. Even non-mucosal surfaces. But the manufacturers generally don't recommend non-traditional placement.
Hi Doc Bok,
The new avatar is a depiction of my brain; the result of inhaling tea leaves over a prolonged period of time. All the cigars didn’t help either. However, I’m blithely coping with my afflictions.
“Mucosal surfaces” sounds somewhat obscene....
Delicious, aren't they?
Hi Doc Bok,
Maybe I’ll give a box of them to my ex Mother-In-Law for Valentine’s Day…bless her soul.
Now, now, I'm sure she went out of her way to make your life miserable. No doubt she felt a certain female obligation/prerogative to do so...
Can't we all just get along?!?
Hi Doc Bok,
Dysfunctional family dynamics reigned supreme. For every action she took, I reacted adversely…antagonism was the common thread throughout our relationship. In-laws are like fish; after three days they start to stink.
Rodney King didn’t do too well “trying to get along” either.
Hey, now that there are only three of us, what do you say we do something fun?
OneEar, you should give serious consideration to yourself when considering the expressions "Third wheel" or "Five's a crowd". I think your participation in this blog may really be holding the colors of it's potential parachute in the closed/black&white column(s). Are there term limits in The Churck? If not, I would recommend mandating them.
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