As it was written, Ron Paul has done it. He has outlasted Adolph Giuliani, Twitt Romney, and the Thompson Twins. He now only needs to surpass Reverend Yuckabee to win the presidential nomination of the Republican Party for 2008 (we assume that McCain will die of old age before November).
The Dem'cratic race is much more of a toss-off. It has come down to a two dog fight between Billary and Barak. Well nip their tails and pull off their ears, these two are going at it as though the loser had to answer to Mike Vick.
Billary apparently had to lend her campaign $5Million. That is almost $20M in Dubai currency. With Barak getting money at the rate of 3 to 1 over Billary, pundits have punditerized over what Billary could do to raise more funds? After all, most of her donors have given their limit. My suggestion: She could sign a lucrative NBA deal for, say, $140M, a NASCAR deal for, say, $100M, and an engineering deal to construct a time-machine for at least $500M. Some might say, well, she doesn't have the talent to play in the NBA, drive NASCAR, or invent a Jack-Off-Drive (TM)! True, but she had no experience as an elected official but yet was given a term as a United States Senator from a state in which she had never lived.
And what of this product of the whorehouse of Chicago politics, Barak Obama? How can he avoid having the party brokers hand the nomination to the well-lubricated Clinton machine? And when push comes to shove, is he capable of auto-pederasty? Only time will tell (and completion of the Jack-Off-Drive may complicate that old adage).
