Coco,
Regarding your concern that Mila may be trying to return to communicate from the beyond, I fear that you are correct: http://www.milaadesign.com/wizardy.html.
I've been using this site all morning to try to calculate some 1099s, but something doesn't add up.
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Hi OneEar,
Your post of June 28th was a lovely tribute to Mila and indicates that you are indeed a caring and sensitive person. Does Coco’s son still impersonate her and miss her terribly? I doubt Mila is trying to communicate from the beyond through the game at “milaadesign.com/wizardy”; that’s rather a bizarre way for a dog to be reaching out to its beloved friends. Have you considered holding a séance with a spiritualist to receive communications with the dearly deceased? You might want to set out a bowl of kibbles like the ones you shared with her once upon a time; this would be an added inducement for her spirit to return, albeit briefly, and give everyone a bark or two.
I sincerely hope Mila is in a better place and at peace.
Are these billable minutes?
Yes, I spent .4 on "Spears matter researching crotch"
Hi Loud But Off Key,
No, I’m sure there’s a medium who’d be delighted to conduct a séance at no charge so Cocoa could contact Mila in the hereafter.
Hi OneEar,
I don’t know about you, but I’m tired of seeing crotch shots of Britney Ass-paragus. Now that she’s proved she’s got one, let’s hope she moves on and behaves like a “mother” to her two kids.
Thank you all for your kind words about Mila.
One of my fondest memories of Mila is the time she accompanied me to my local Pub. Needless to say, she got more play than me that night. Mila effortlessly made her way among the various patrons and obtained from them almost a constant stroking of her silky coat, lots and lots of Tayto brand potato chips, and plenty of sips of Guinness. After several hours of mingling, she made her way back to me and sat at my feet proudly. Just like any good girl, Mila knew her place.
Also Madame Litzi, I noticed in the past that you did some fortune telling -- so maybe a seance to contact Mila would be something you would consider doing? How hard could it be? What would you need?
Hi Cocoa No GoGo,
Mila sounds like she was a very special friend to you. What a lovely gesture on your part to take her pub crawling with you one evening! Perhaps the reason she came back to sit by your side after several hours of mixing with the other patrons was because she felt she’d left you alone too long and didn’t want you to feel neglected. She might’ve also begun to feel light-headed after a few slurps of brewskis and needed a stable leg to lean against. You sound like a very caring person, Cocoa, in spite of the occasional sexist comments you make.
Yes, I did some fortune telling awhile back, but due to lack of interest, I quit reading the Tarot Cards and spinning my Magic 8 Ball. However, I’d be honored to hold a séance so you could contact Mila one final time. What I’d like for you to do is post a picture of her on your blog site, if you’ve got one. If you don’t, perhaps you could draw one of her? Then, if we can arrange a mutually convenient time, you should sit in front of your computer screen with a bowl of kibbles (hands out of her food!) and recollect a particularly fond time the two of you shared. I’ll call on all of my available powers and perhaps Mila will bark for you again.
If you find my suggestion about conducting a séance agreeable, it’ll be my Christmas gift to you. I’d like to feel I brightened someone’s life up a little bit this Holiday Season. Let me know what you want to do.
Yes, Litzi, I find it agreeable. Details to follow. Thanks.
OneEar, I have to say that that is surely the best view of Britney I have ever seen. Too bad no one photoshopped out her C-section scar. And, you are a bit of a wuss for removing the link. Sissy.
Hi Loud But Off Key,
Ass-pargus Spears’ private parts aren’t so private these days. Maybe OneEar realized he was broad-casting old news and decided to jerk it off his site….I’m sure you can still find the photos somewhere in cyberspace if you want to eye-ball them some more.
Hi Cocoa,
Okay! Remember, I’ll need a picture of Mila for the séance and it’s up to you to provide the kibbles.
I’m experiencing all sorts of nasty weather this afternoon, which usually means power outages somewhere along the line. If I’m not available for the séance when you are, it’s an “act of God” (what the Power Company calls it) and not my shunning you….I’ll be around as long as there’s power. If I could only use my psychic talents to keep the lights on….
The reason I jerked off Britney Spears' honey pot was because I was done, as is she. I must admit that I had been woefully uninformed about her activities. I don't know how I managed.
I predict that this seance will go to the dogs. Mine is standing by.
Hi OneEar,
I’ll ready and willing to do a séance to try to connect Cocoa and Mila whenever they’re available….surprisingly, there’s been no power outages in my area of the “land of fruit and nuts” so far. As long as my psychic powers don’t short circuit, I’d like to proceed….
I’m sure some other wannabe will come along flashing her goodies for everyone to witness, so you’ll have another opportunity to post a link to a new dam building critter before long.
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