Thursday, August 24, 2006

F^CK YOU, Pluto!


Finally, members of the International Asstronomical Union are beginning to follow the directives of the First Unichurck. As go the asstronuts, so go the terrestrialnuts. It is only a matter of time, now, before the alienation becomes inalienable.

2 comments:

Doc Bok said...

is the Kuiper belt related in any way to Kegel maneuvers?

OneEar said...

Not really, no. A Kuiper belt holds up Kuiper's pants, whereas the Kegel manuever stops him/her/transgender from pissing her pants.