I've got it! We'll recreate the now extinct black rhino.
The way I understand Darwinism, somebody needs to f^ck white rhinos and then kill the offspring until a black rhino appears. This is called natural preservation.
Then, somebody needs to f^ck that black rhino and give it all kinds of treats. This is called natural selection. It is how you origin a species.
Get to work, rhino-f^ckers!
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Hi OneEar,
Your hypothesis is fine as far as it goes, but are there enough of either the black or the white rhinos left in existence to be reproducing themselves? It’s too bad people didn’t pay closer attention to the poachers years ago before this became such a tragedy. Perhaps we should start using all the illegal shooters as target practice.
Dearest Litzi - It is very impolite to suggest that someone reproduce themselves.
Upon rereading my post, I think I stated it backwards (selection/preservation). In otherwords, someone needs to let the rhino f^ck him/her/transgender.
Randy Rhinos really rev my rotor. Reeeeeeeaaaaalllly.
Hi OneEar,
Ooops! I didn’t mean to suggest that the rhino’s go f^ck themselves, as you so delicately phrased it! Actually, I’m a bit confused about what you’re proposing the rhinoceroses should be doing to get off the endangered species list. I wasn’t aware there were transgender issues in the animal population; perhaps I should’ve paid closer attention to what Marlin Perkins was talking about on “Wild Kingdom”.
I always use the pronoun "him/her/transgender" because I try to be BC in my posting.
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