Dear Rusty,
Thank you for not trying to cut off my genitals with the Bible. Maybe we should not try to cook with the Bible, either. You didn't answer my question.
Therefore, today's question will be even tougher: When I'm done peeing, who do I vote for?
Seems like you've been pretty happy with the Bush 43 Presidency, should I follow your lead?
Please guide us, oh-reader-and-recapitulator-of-the-Bible's-finest-wisdom. Now is your moment to shine, and I'm not talking about putting some urine and dung on a rag and wiping things down; I'm talking REALLY shine.
Well?
Your Pal,
"A Concerned Reader"
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"No" is just another way of saying "Yes."
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