Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Does Emerods Mean Hemmorhoids?

1 Samuel 6:3-6 (King James Version);

4Then said they, What shall be the trespass offering which we shall return to him? They answered, Five golden emerods, and five golden mice, according to the number of the lords of the Philistines: for one plague was on you all, and on your lords.

5Wherefore ye shall make images of your emerods, and images of your mice that mar the land; and ye shall give glory unto the God of Israel: peradventure he will lighten his hand from off you, and from off your gods, and from off your land.

6Wherefore then do ye harden your hearts, as the Egyptians and Pharaoh hardened their hearts? when he had wrought wonderfully among them, did they not let the people go, and they departed?


Doc Bok said...

I am so unable to understand that verse that I cannot even come up with the usual stupid "witticisms". What, in the name of fucking Jesus, was that verse supposed to convey to the reader?

OneEar said...

I think we're supposed to make golden statues of hemmoroids. This may have been a precursor to the Oscars.