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Monday, November 03, 2008
I am peeing in my pants. Who will win the election tomorrow?
"A Concerned Reader"
(p.s., please give me no advice on genital self- or other- mutilation. I don't want to read anything else on that topic, even if God DID say to do it. According to the Infallible Bible)