Monday, November 03, 2008

Dear Rusty

Dear Rusty,

I am peeing in my pants. Who will win the election tomorrow?

Your Pal,

"A Concerned Reader"

(p.s., please give me no advice on genital self- or other- mutilation. I don't want to read anything else on that topic, even if God DID say to do it. According to the Infallible Bible)

4 comments:

litzi said...
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OneEar said...

Pursuant to Heisenberg's uncertainty principle, there really is no choice in either case. It is the same cloud of subatomic particles in either event. No need to worry.

Doc Bok said...

I was gonna say that, too.

litzi said...
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